Spicing it up, or rather, jamming it up

This morning I took the car to the repair shop to get some rust looked at. The guy there just put some touch up paint on it and said to come back if it got worse. I had two hours to kill before an oil change appointment, so I went to Burger King. I got a sausage biscuit, and the lady said, "Do you want any ketchup, salt, or jam for that?" I was so shocked and confused that I didn't know what to say, but I finally managed a "No thanks." As I took my sandwich she said that it's real good with jam, so I was like, "Sure, I'll try some jam." So while I listened in on a conversation about plowing 18 inches of snow off of a 390 ft driveway with a four-wheeler, I tried my sausage and jam biscuit. It was quite tasty, I highly recommend it.